The New York Times regales us with some energy-related humor:
"Joke: How Many D.O.E. Workers Does It Take To..."
You can guess where this is going.
"The incandescent light bulb’s days are numbered. Under federal law, the 100-watt bulbs are supposed to be taken off the shelf next year, followed later by the more common 40- and 60-watt models. But guess who’s still using them? The Department of Energy."