The Heishman Flillard parody of strategic communications consultancy Fleishman Hillard continues to get better. Here we have 'Typical Day at H-F Means Strategic Business':
"It’s a typical day at the Delaware-based global strategic headquarters of Heishman-Flillard Global Communications.
Tim Burgundy is vociferously lecturing a group of female interns who wore flats, Becky Baumgart is polishing Silver Anvil and Golden Lion awards, Tug Cropper is teaching fist-bumping to the janitorial staff, and Bill Brockwood is letting the phone ring and ring because he knows the calls are just people who want things from him — and not the other way around, and our male interns are busy learning the PR industry by re-striping the parking spots of key executives — and loving it.
They don’t teach you that in your fancy-pants business school. It’s experience you just can’t get anywhere else.
Yes, just another, immensely strategic, dynamic, and of course, digital day at Heishman-Flillard.
You’re welcome."
You're welcome,
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Thanks Laura! Loving your strategic work, it's adding value and leveraging resources all over the place
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