Bonus bonus gem

Gazprom is single-handedly changing the face of CR communications with its online site. I encourage you to visit it immediately. If you don't have time, here's the truly extraordinary nuggets in it, and no this is not a joke:

• "Every year Gazprom actively participates in social support projects by creating new jobs, rendering assistance to economically disadvantageous people"
• "Gazprom daily pays over RUB $1.5 billion to Russia's budget"
• "The “Gazprom to Children” Program is a key social project intended for backing Russia’s children and youth" 

 And just a note on that second nugget: yes, it would seem that Gazprom is saying to the CR community "we pay taxes. that's our approach."

Which, it's true, might just have currency as a groundbreaking, industry-leading perspective compared to Exxon Mobil...

I don't even think I can call this greenwash. It's simply beyond explicable under any known classifications.